Bartholomew ‘Bart’ Collins: “I don’t think the piano is my instrument.”
Dr. Terwilliker: “What other instruments are there, pray tell? Scratchy violins, screechy piccolos, nauseating trumpets, et cetera, et cetera?”
From The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T.
(This movie was one that I loved as a child, although it sure did scare me! Not enough to force me to practice a lot, though. “Practice makes perfect, practice makes perfect ….”)