26. April 2006 · Comments Off · Categories: imported, Ramble

I can get cheap Viagra, Xanax, Levitra, Prilosec, Valium and who knows what else. I can find “horny people in your area”. I can get a Rolex replica. I can get “overestimated contract funds” deposited into my account from Engineer Abdul Ahmed. I can get an amazing home loan (they say my application has already been approved and I haven’t even applied. Amazing!), and I can get all sorts of inexpensive software.

But there’s still one question that hasn’t been answered.

Can I get an oboe reed?

And this, my friends, is the Big Question. So stay tuned.
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