Read in a newspaper article about a couple of high school cross country runners:

She’s an accomplished oboe and saxophone player in the band. She was this year’s prom queen and is ranked sixth in her class.

Okay, okay, I suppose it could happen. But really … an oboe playing prom queen? Nearly as scary as Carrie. 😉

Just joking, folks. Sometimes oboe players just wanna have fun.
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