Some folks think trombonists are special because Berlioz said something silly about them once. I mean … c’mon … Berlioz was a drug addict! So these silly trombonists love to remind us about what a drug addict said about them.

Yeah. Right. Now you know how smart trombonists are, eh?

Or maybe not. Maybe if you read this you’ll TRULY understand their true intelligence.

Trust me. Read it.
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