The narrow trail would not be wide enough to accommodate commuters, argued homeowner Heidi Houston, brandishing a tape measure to demonstrate the narrow way. Bob Rafelson agreed. “You got a celloist going one way, an oboist going the other. Then you have two cyclists coming from opposite directions. It’s going to be a bit like getting 17 nuns across Castle Creek Road at once.”

This just cracked me up. No other reason to really post it. (RTWT)