1) Hannah Montana using a body double
2) Me, not having a double reed

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Tough decision, eh?

(Of course I would never want a body double. I suspect that the double’s body is supposed to look like mine. I’d grimace every time I looked at her. I would prefer to have a body substitute. I much thinner, younger, non-cellulite body substitute. Yes. Indeed.)

Okay … in all honesty … I have heard the name “Hannah Montana” but I haven’t got a clue who she is or what she does. So I wouldn’t know a body double if one stared me in the face. But then I wouldn’t know Hannah Montana if she stared me in the face either. I guess I’m really out of touch with the real world, eh?