27. March 2008 · Comments Off · Categories: Links, Ramble

You know how advertisers like to use music as a simile or metaphor, right? Well, ACB had just blogged about her comfie shoes, so I visited the BeautiFeel® site. What do I find but this (complete with their odd line breaks):

BeautiFeel®
is Harmony

like an orchestra that
blends many instruments to
create a singular piece of
music, BeautiFeel® footwear
consist of many elements
(instruments) that
harmoniously master both
style and function.

(And I really want “consists” instead of “consist”, but what do I know? I don’t like putting punctuation inside my quotes either, so maybe I’m wrong on the consist thing as well.)

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