It’s only classical music but I like it – even if I am still in the dark about orchestral manoeuvres

I have a confession to make – before last week I had never been to a classical music concert in my life. I know, it’s shameful. Of course, I have been to those often-painful school concerts when your beloved progeny try to squeeze a familiar tune out of a tortured instrument, the parents scrabbling for the programme in pursuit of hopeful recognition of the aurally unrecognisable.

Want to know what the concert goer thought? Go here. (Scroll down a bit.)