I’m the average philistine at the opera who by the third act of Wagner’s ‘Siegfried’ is asleep. I’m not the greatest choice in the world for this, but I’m doing my best, and hopefully nobody will get hurt.
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I thought Woody Allen once said listening to Wagner made him want to go invade Poland. (or something like that).
Yes, I believe he did say something like that.