The overarching problem of classical music is the tuxedo.

-Alex Ross


  1. But I look great in a tuxedo…ok, granted, “great” is a relative term in this case (i. e. relative to how I look when not in a tux).

  2. I just saw pictures of a fully naked orchestra. A very small group of very lovely women with perfect bodies. I’d put a link up here, but this is a family site, thank you very much. It looks like they play standing up.

    I just can’t IMAGINE playing oboe fully naked.