[name omitted] was chosen to be the only oboist in the school orchestra and is just beginning her training. She requested the flute and came home very upset last spring when she was assigned to the oboe. According to Ms. [name omitted] she is way too special of a child too just play something as ordinary as a flute. VERY SPECIAL -$2000. We rent it for $30, but we’re liable for the 2 grand if it is lost/stolen/backed over, etc. Aye, yi, yi.

1) Yes, we are special, aren’t we? Or is it nerdy? Hmmm.
2) $2000 isn’t all that much. Poor mom doesn’t know what she is in for if the kiddo sticks with it! 🙂