A competition has been launched to find poetry which will feature in the toilets of Shetland.

Six poems will be selected every three months to go on display in all leisure centre toilets and at other locations.

The Bards in the Bog competition is open to all ages, and poems may be on any subject.

The only rule is that they must be 12 lines or less in length as the posters need to have large print which can easily be read from a seated position.

I read it here.

So so so so sooooo many jokes one could make.

I’ve heard of pottymouths, but this would be what? A pottypoet?

1 Comment

  1. Oooh, you need to submit something. Then you could be Patty, Potty Poet.