So this is just too weird:

A man was charged Tuesday with smuggling songbirds into the United States by hiding more than a dozen of them in an elaborate, custom-tailored pair of leggings during a flight from Vietnam to Los Angeles.

Sony Dong, 46, was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport in March after an inspector spotted bird feathers and droppings on his socks and tail feathers peeking out from under his pants, prosecutors said.

I read it here.

2 Comments

  1. With all these funny names along with the title of your blog post, the urge to write a poem using them all is nearly irresistible!

    Fortunately for you, I will refrain.