I just received an email from emusic.com:

“Dear 7F665098BA3814DF96A92B2459A14”

(I’ve removed a few digits in case this gets people into my stuff there for some odd reason.)

Very bizarre.

Dear emusic.com,
I call you emusic.com. I hope I’m not being presumptuous. You may call me oboe or pattyoboe or patty or even mom. I’m okay with that. But don’t call me 7F665098BA3814DF96A92B2459A14. Okay?