What a lame ad! (But of course here I am giving them the attention they want. Go figure.)

Choosing products for your kitchen or bath is like composing a symphony. That’s why Ferguson showrooms have showroom professionals who can help orchestrate your dream.

A woman then proceeds to conduct — not compose or orchestrate — various things like toilets and faucets.

Funny, when I found the YouTube video, it says “conducting a symphony” in the info box. Hah! Did someone read the thing wrong or did they deliberately change the word?