I just received an email and read, at the top of the page: Mark Ellis Named Player of the Week!

I did see that it was from the Oakland A’s, but my first thought was, “What instrument does he play?”

Yeah. Honest.

But then when Jameson was in Little League I used to ask when the next rehearsal would be, where they were performing when they had a game, and I wanted to call the breaks “intermissions”.

How pathetic am I?

THAT pathetic!