It has been scientifically proven that double reed players are smarter, faster, cooler and prettier than any other reed or brass instrument.
Thank you.

The fact that a double reed player wrote it does not at all make this less true.

Just sayin’.

1 Comment

  1. Yes, I am, in fact, prettier than other instrumentalists.

    *slicks back…oh, wait…slicks down hair on sides of head*