3 Comments

1. 
   Jolene

   September 10, 2009 at 4:43 pm

   Too funny…! Where do you even begin? Size, color, material, sound, mouthpiece?
2. 
   Patty

   September 10, 2009 at 5:14 pm

   I’m going to guess the person mean French horn. But even then …??!!
3. 
   Tim Dowd

   September 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm

   I was going to post something like “The tuba is the largest of the brass instruments; it has a conical bore and the sound is produced by vibrating the column of air inside the instrument by “buzzing” the lips. The English horn, on the other hand, is a much smaller woodwind instrument – the middle or alto voice of the most common double-reed instruments – where the vibration which creates the sound is actually created by blowing air through a pair of curved cane slices (reeds) tied together into a sort-of elliptical shape.

   Plus, you put your shoes on when you jump on a…oh, wait, wrong joke, never mind.”

   But I didn’t want to sign up for an account.