AARON: What happened? We were in tune for the overture but went sharp for the symphony.
OBOE: Can I help it if the concert hall is too hot? It messes with my pitch. Someone needs to talk to the janitor.
AARON: How am I supposed to make my living as a musician when you behave like this?!
OBOE: I always said you shouldn’t go into music.

From How the Oboist’s Art is Like a Bad Marriage

Many thanks to Split Second for drawing this to my attention! 🙂