AARON: What happened? We were in tune for the overture but went sharp for the symphony.
OBOE: Can I help it if the concert hall is too hot? It messes with my pitch. Someone needs to talk to the janitor.
AARON: How am I supposed to make my living as a musician when you behave like this?!
OBOE: I always said you shouldn’t go into music.

From How the Oboist’s Art is Like a Bad Marriage

Many thanks to Split Second for drawing this to my attention! 🙂

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  1. Did you listen to the clip? A delightful piece by a composer I’d never heard of, and Mr. Cohen plays (played?) really well.