Heard on CSI: New York

He (played by R&Ber Ne-Yo): So which do you prefer classical or R&B?

She: Neither actually, Hard core Rock & Roll.

H: So it’s R&B. Which means you have good taste.

S: And what if I’d said classical?

H: I’d say you believe in fate.

S: ‘Scuse me?

H: As in fate versus free will. You see classical is all about fate structures. Inevitable build to an inevitable end.

S: But isn’t all music structured like that?

H: No. Not R&B. See R&B is about how it makes you feel, taking you where you want to go all at the drop of a nice bass line.

Then the guy proceeds to shoot three people. Probably a result of … dunno … R&B? ;-)

1 Comment

  1. The musicology is suspect, but otherwise that’s some great scriptwriting.