Two for one today, when someone is advising another person on an instrument to choose:
Not oboe – too much back pressure. (turns ’em all loony). Did you learn an instrument?
followed by:
Er, I’m sure it’s only playing oboe for longer than 4 yrs that sends you loony.
Ah. That means I have 3 years and 7.5 months of sanity left. Good to know. 😀
Write it on the calendar, Anna! Doomsday! Or is that merely LoonyDay?