14. March 2012 · Comments Off · Categories: FBQD

If you can listen to Kenny G and ignore that small voice in your head that says (repeatedly) “I hate Kenny G”, you might just realize that a soprano sax is just an oboe for those unable to tackle double reed instruments. Thanks for the Christmas music, [name here] , I’m almost ready to move it back to the basement.

14. March 2012 · Comments Off · Categories: TQOD

I try to convince myself that I’m normal, and then I realize that I’ve spent 3 hours of my weekend testing out which oboe I like best.

… so I’m guessing they’ll be hitting others as well:

Hello,

I’m Chris Cottman, During my search for a lesson teacher that would
help in taking my daughter (Sarah). During is stay in the Country. I
found your advert and it is very okay to me since you specialize in
the area I’m seeking for her. My daughter would be coming to your area
for holiday, and i will want her to get something doing when she
arrives in the area. I’ll like to know if you can help in taking her
for the lesson? just to keep her busy. Sarah is 18 years old, she is a
beginner, she has not experienced much but she is a very fast learner
and will not portray any difficulties while you coaching/teaching
her.Like i sad, i have someone that will always picks her up and drops
her off for her lessons. So kindly let me know your charges cost per
hour/lesson in order for me to arrange for her payment before she
travels down to your side.

She will be staying there for 6 weeks.

Please Reply back on:

(1). Your Services and hourly rates (2 times a week for 6
weeks):starting from April 20, 2012

(2) Total Cost For 12 cl-ass/12 hours lessons in 6 weeks

(3). The Day and time you will be available to teach her During the week:

(4). Tuition address:
(5) Your Background Info and Experience?

Well am very happy that i see you as my daughter’s tutor,about
your years of Experience. Awaiting your response asap.

Best Wishes.
Chris

This is a scam. This is only a scam. If this had been an actual person you would have been encouraged to reply.