All of this snoring… it sounds like [name here] and [name here] fell asleep with a tuba and an oboe taped to their lips… it literally sounds like two drunken hobos sat down in the brass section of an orchestra and started trying to play the opening music to Star Wars… it sounds like they’re trying to make blugrass music and I’ve got a jug blowing band in here… but its okay because theyre sick.
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