31. July 2012 · Comments Off · Categories: Spam'nScam™

Yep … got another of the same old same old. Remember these are scams, friends! If the message is as vague as this one, using things like “your location” and “instrument you have to offer” you can pretty much guarantee it’s out to get you.

Hello,
How are you today?I got your contact email while searching for Music and dance teacher on the internet. I have a daughter(Vicky) who is interested studying instrument you have to offer. Vicky doesn’t have any previous in the instrument but she is ready to learn. She’s 16 year old girl with a very sharp brain. she’s will be coming down there to your location for the lessons. I want Vicky to come over to your present location to attend the lessons before she will finally come to stay with me. If you will agreed to accept Vicky as your student,please get back to me with the following information..

Total fees for one months lessons(Two hours lessons in a week)?

Your teaching location and phone number?

The instrument you teach?

I want the lessons to start by 20th of August.

PLEASE DONT REPLY ME IF YOU ARE UNAVAILABLE TEACHER.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

31. July 2012 · Comments Off · Categories: FBQD

Here’s an old classic. The soloist is as bad as an oboe player! ;-)
La máquina de escribir. L. Anderson. (Lio en los Grandes Almacenes)

Here’s the video in case you’re curious:

31. July 2012 · Comments Off · Categories: TQOD

[name here]
it’d be better if you played the oboe…. or jazz flute… but clarinet is pretty damn impressive.