I know the name Justin Bieber. I know everyone likes to make fun of him, aside from young girls who, from what I’ve heard, go crazy over him. I know what he looks like: a little kid, really, although I don’t know if he’s all that young. [Patty goes on Wikipedia to look that up.] Okay, he’s a whopping 19. Anyhoo, he has a song called Beauty and the Beat and it’s been turned Baroque-ish. Sort of. Made me smile.

I went to a YouTube video to read the real words and I think it was “We’re going to party like it’s 3012 tonight”.