08. May 2013 · Comments Off · Categories: FBQD

WHAT I LEARNED AT THE SYMPHONY:

Most women there wear a dress or skirt

Most men there are at least fifty and have the same ring of hair cuz they’re balding

I can’t remember which is the oboe and which is the basoon

Suzophones just remind Mike Kelly’s GF Vanessa Marcano of that video on youtube of the Suzophone and the saxophone talking on the telephone

Clarinets make me sleepy

Operas tell a story but I don’t speak what ever language they are written in

The conductor introduced himself as John Bon Jovi

Intermission does not rhyme with interrogation or indeterminate

Bright cellphone screens are remarkably distracting in a dimly lit concert hall

08. May 2013 · Comments Off · Categories: TQOD

Shout out to Chloe on a fabulous oboe recital and to IC symphony orchestra on a mind blowing concert. #concertsallday #ilovemusic