30. December 2013 · Comments Off · Categories: Emailed To Me

Okay … I lied again. I have to post this. And scream. Loudly.

I received this email:

My name is [name removed], I am a [name removed] University student who Co-Founded a music technology startup called [name removed]. Our patent-pending technology keeps instruments relevant by allowing musicians to trigger audio and video samples in real time from their instruments.

SIGH.