Asked online:

Q: How do you play Star Wars on oboe?

A: The piece is in “Team Woodwind” for Oboe but the notes are a follows on paper:
GG C G FEG C G FED C G FEF D GGG C G FED C G FED C G FEF D GG A AFEDC CDE DA B.

and

Q: How do you play bad romance on the oboe?

A: With your mouth and fingers

and then there’s the old “Which is easier?” question:

Q: Is it harder to play the oboe or the bassoon?

A: probly oboes but it depends on you, oboeist tend to need thin fingers unlike bassoonists who need larger hands to reach keys. Bassoons also have a wider reed which is easier to work with