15. May 2015 · 2 comments · Categories: Ramble

A clarinet was disassembled and its parts were stolen from a locker room in the 1500 block of North Loomis Street between 3 p.m. on May 6 and 1:30 p.m. on May 7.

The way this is worded just makes me laugh. As if a clarinet wasn’t stolen … just its parts?! 😉