Oh. She (or he) isn’t allowed to sing. Or at least she has to be careful about her dress.

As per our highly selective casting requirements for vocal artists taking on a prominent leading role on stage, only singers who are physically fit and slim (or at the very least, those who know how to dress strategically/suitably in order to not bring attention to their temporary physical/dietary indulgences) would be showcased with our boutique orchestras.

Eek!

I read it here.

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