Nice clarinet. The reed’s still on it. Dusty though. I don’t think she played the clarinet.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Well, let’s see if that clarinet has anything to do with the murder, shall we?
Update
Yep. The clarinet plays into it. Go figure.
It’s Bach’s cello solo in G. I studied the cello. It’s a beautiful piece, man, that’s just not right!
-CSI (the television show)
Why is it that serial killers love Bach so much?
Heard on CSI: New York
He (played by R&Ber Ne-Yo): So which do you prefer classical or R&B?
She: Neither actually, Hard core Rock & Roll.
H: So it’s R&B. Which means you have good taste.
S: And what if I’d said classical?
H: I’d say you believe in fate.
S: ‘Scuse me?
H: As in fate versus free will. You see classical is all about fate structures. Inevitable build to an inevitable end.
S: But isn’t all music structured like that?
H: No. Not R&B. See R&B is about how it makes you feel, taking you where you want to go all at the drop of a nice bass line.
Then the guy proceeds to shoot three people. Probably a result of … dunno … R&B? 😉
I realize that I am ignorant when it comes to this sort of thing, but isn’t conducting an orchestra basically air guitar for rich people?
-Jimmy Kimmel
Steve’s dead now. From here on, Steve’s death will be represented by the oboe.
– Tom Servo, “Mystery Science Theater, 3000”
