03. July 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Quotes

The only thing about the oboe is that no one plays the oboe, so I automatically got in the orchestra. There were only two of us. I was terrible. But I am familiar with it [the orchestral world].

— Bret McKenzie (you might know him from Flight of the Conchords)

I read it here.

06. February 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Quotes

I like singing classical music because the audiences are more sophisticated and you get to wear a big ball gown. It’s all very elegant.

03. December 2013 · Comments Off · Categories: Quotes

Kim Kardashian Goes Without Underwear, Takes Bathroom Selfie
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The following comment can also be read in the preferred language of the reader. The translation is made by computer. Please forgive errors.
Living in the backwaters of the Arts, I have to rely on services that inform the public about things that matter, like Yahoo’s “Trending Now”.
I thus can keep abreast of significant events such as Kim K. not wearing underwear.
We classical musicians wrestle year after year with the intricacies of orchestration, the philosophical implications of a phrase, the challenge of matching sonorities of orchestral groupings, the agogic of an interpretation, the goal of identifying a basic tempo for each composition performed, plotting rehearsal strategy so that maximum results can be achieved within the confines of a pre-determined time frame and adapting to acoustical properties of each venue for maximum effect. How comforting to know that there are millions out there who tremble at the very thought of KK’s skin, her every word, her boy friend.
How foolish I feel never having heard of the lady until a few weeks ago.
More power to her.
May she enjoy the clout given her by worshiping fans.
Tempted as I am to chuck it all in favor of hoping to share a KK Selfie,
I seem to be unable to distance myself from the Titans of Classical Music.
This week I’m having a bout with Richard Strauss.
I’ll sum up my impressions in a separate posting but I’d like it to be known
that as admirable as underwear-less Kim’s moving through the ether of the real world may sound,
there are still a few of us who march to different tunes.
– Lorin Maazel

I read it here.

28. November 2013 · Comments Off · Categories: Quotes

October 3, 1863

By the President of the United States
A Proclamation

The year that is drawing toward its close has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature that they cannot fail to penetrate and soften the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever-watchful providence of Almighty God.

In the midst of a civil war of unequaled magnitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign states to invite and provoke their aggressions, peace has been preserved with all nations, order has been maintained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed everywhere, except in the theater of military conflict; while that theater has been greatly contracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union.

Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defense have not arrested the plow, the shuttle, or the ship; the ax has enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased, notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege, and the battlefield, and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years with large increase of freedom.

No human counsel hath devised, nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy.

It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently, and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and one voice by the whole American people. I do, therefore, invite my fellow-citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next as a Day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the heavens. And I recommend to them that, while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to His tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners, or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty hand to heal the wounds of the nation, and to restore it, as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes, to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquility, and union.

In testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand and caused the seal of the United Stated States to be affixed.

Done at the city of Washington, this third day of October, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and of the Independence of the United States the eighty-eighth.

Abraham Lincoln

13. November 2013 · Comments Off · Categories: Quotes

We too look upon music as effeminate, and think only girls should study it. This is not true. To be a good musician requires brains of the highest order. Boys, be not afraid to study music, there is nothing more worthy of the masculine mind.

— Edbridge W. Newton (1921-1922), Ginn and Company music publishers.

28. September 2013 · Comments Off · Categories: Quotes

Before kick-off, I’ll have my earphones on and be tuning in to some classical music. You don’t believe me? I often listen to Pachelbel’s Canon in D Major before matches. If not that, then I also like anything by pianist Ludovico Einaudi.

— Jon Walters, football (as in soccer) player

I can’t imagine the Pachelbel getting anyone up for winning a game, but what do I know?

RTWT

16. September 2013 · Comments Off · Categories: Quotes

Practice can make perfect, but it must be thoughtful and deliberate. Yes, beginning the process can be painstaking, but the end results are well worth it. Just remember to keep your mind focused, analyze the score, collect and organize your thoughts, and the rest will follow. The road to Carnegie Hall will be smooth if you not only practice, practice, practice, but do so deliberately.

-Yoko Rosenbaum (14-year-old pianist)

RTWT over at San Francisco Classical Voice.

06. August 2013 · 1 comment · Categories: Quotes

The idea is that there is nothing as rhythmically tight on God’s green earth as an orchestra. The strings usually act in a percussive way, so we didn’t want to put a drum set up there.

There is nothing as harmonically elegant and there is nothing as texturally elegant as an orchestra. And we wanted to take advantage of all those elements.

-Trey Anastasio of Phish

I read it here. Gee, it makes me want to hear the group’s music. (I don’t know them at all.)

06. May 2013 · Comments Off · Categories: Quotes

“I love you the way the oboe plays.”
– Anne Sexton

25. March 2013 · 2 comments · Categories: Quotes

I told the dental hygienist that I was a classical musician. Response: “You don’t do that for a living, do you?”

—Beth Zare, French hornist

Yes, I wrote about something similar to this just a short time ago. And yes, it continues to happen.