Craigslist Ad :We are a small & casual restaurant in downtown Vancouver and we are looking for solo musicians to play in our restaurant to promote their work and sell their CD. This is not a daily job, but only for special events which will eventually turn into a nightly event if we get positive response. More Jazz, Rock, & smooth type music, around the world and mixed cultural music. Are you interested to promote your work? Please reply back ASAP.

My Reply:
Happy new year! I am a musician with a big house looking for a restauranteur to promote their restaurant and come to my house to make dinner for my friends and I. This is not a daily job, but only for special events which will eventually turn into a nightly event if we get positive response. More fine dining & exotic meals and mixed Ethnic Fusion cuisine. Are you interested to promote your restaurant? Please reply back ASAP.

I saw it here, thanks to Chris Foley.

Wanted: Any Oboe, preferably cheap/inexpensive – $1 (santa cruz)

I need an oboe that I can afford, and I’m on a tight budget. I’m not concerned about the brand, condition, or material it’s made out of, so long as it is affordable. I do not need reeds, but they are welcome.

Laughter not necessary, but welcome.

(Please oh please tell me this is for a prop!)

13. December 2010 · Comments Off on Read On Craigslist · Categories: ReadOnCraigslist

Trade Symphony Silicon Valley for Shrek – $160 (san jose downtown)

Aw, that’s my group they wanna trade away. No one asked ME if I wanted to be traded! What are we … ball players? 😉