I guess the powers that be realized that many of us are already married.

To outsiders.

Thus, this message:

Dear orchestra member,
While we would never promote divorce, we do ask that you take a close look at your current situation. Are you content? Does your spouse provide you with all necessary needs, including your ever-important musical needs? Think about it. If you choose to take action, we ask that, at the same time, you consider other orchestra members (married or not) as possible alternatives to your current situation.

Do remember … a couple that plays together, stays together!

Only thinking of you-
The Management

The nerve of these people. Sigh.
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