I’ve heard of so many excuses for performers’ absences, and I’m sure you have as well. For some reason certain singers seem to be the biggest culprits (I’m not naming names here, though). But of course there are instrumentalists who are “flight risks” as well. But this story has to take the cake. Or shall it be walnuts in this case? That’s what the squirrels around here like, anyway.

Okay. Sorry. My humor, it is sad today, eh? But really! Poor bike. Poor singer. And poor, dead squirrel. What a tale.


  1. Patty, your humor is sometimes simply too much for words. I hope you don’t go too nutty in the summer sun.

  2. Patricia Mitchell

    Hah! Too late, too late … I’m an oboe player and “too nutty” is a requirement, don’t you think? 🙂