The Merc has a video that features just a few of the auditionees for “Saratoga Idol”. The little violinist is adorable. The singers don’t thrill me and one—I’ll let you guess which one— just pushes all my “ugh” buttons. But me? I’d choose the “Eucalale” player. (Even if the Merc can’t spell Ukelele/Ukulele correctly.)

Speling iz ovurraited aniweigh.
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