I don’t really keep up with the Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce and all that goes with it, although of course you can hardly miss the news blurbs. But I don’t know them. I don’t feel in any way connected to them even though McCartney is now a “classical” composer. Until now:

The 39-year-old former model – who lost her left leg below the knee in a motorcycle accident in 1993 – was also overheard telling fellow guests she was a trained musician who played the oboe. (RTWT)

And there you go. The real (oboe) reason the marriage didn’t work. Duh.

But what the heck was a model doing playing oboe?