Not only have I finally got a record deal, but they understand my eclectic taste in music. Who needs yet another version of Nessun Dorma?

-Andrew Bain (Newly signed to Sony, read here.)

So instead we will hear an operatic version of “Purple Rain”. I guess we need that?

Okay. Maybe it’ll be wonderful. I guess I’ll have to hold off on mocking this until I hear it, right? So I’ll wait. Promise.