02. June 2009 · 6 comments · Categories: TQOD

wondering if the oboe could be easily converted to a shoulder mounted weapon…


  1. All my research indicates that the bassoon is a better option for shoulder-mounted; with an oboe you can shoot from the hip…

  2. Witty man. Go make some reeds.

  3. …you haven’t taught me how to make reeds yet (hence the research).

  4. Say what? I just thought you’d be a natural and would need to teaching. Give it a go … see what happens.

    Oh. Guess you need to get equipment eh? Well, head over to the Sacramento Delta and harvest some cane. That’s a start.

  5. You just want someone to make reeds for you…

  6. Always and forever, Tim.