I found this at a site that enjoys pointing out the jerks on Craigslist. I could not find this on Craiglist though. Hmm. It just made me laugh … true or not ….

let’s jam – $18
i am a professional oboe player and i am willing to play with you and jam. normally i charge $1000 for a playing engagement but i can play with you for $18/hr. you have to be pretty good beause i don’t slow down my playing. it wouldn’t be fair to the music to keep this racehorse from running if you know what i mean. so $18/hr and that probably won’t last but email anyway and we’ll see