How do you fix a broken oboe reed?

Um. Okay then.

After that one is solved I guess we should work on “How do you mend this broken man? How does a loser ever win?” … because I have that stuck in my head now!

Perhaps I should write new lyrics, eh?

How do you fix a broken reed?
What makes my oboe sound so thin?
Please help me mend these little problems,
And let me play again!