WHAT I LEARNED AT THE SYMPHONY:
Most women there wear a dress or skirt
Most men there are at least fifty and have the same ring of hair cuz they’re balding
I can’t remember which is the oboe and which is the basoon
Suzophones just remind Mike Kelly’s GF Vanessa Marcano of that video on youtube of the Suzophone and the saxophone talking on the telephone
Clarinets make me sleepy
Operas tell a story but I don’t speak what ever language they are written in
The conductor introduced himself as John Bon Jovi
Intermission does not rhyme with interrogation or indeterminate
Bright cellphone screens are remarkably distracting in a dimly lit concert hall
Shout out to Chloe on a fabulous oboe recital and to IC symphony orchestra on a mind blowing concert. #concertsallday #ilovemusic
